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the-revanite-leader:

BEST. FACE SWAP. EVER

Why do we HAVE to believe in something higher than ourselves? Why can’t we just believe in ourselves?


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psychedelicmindmischief:

👽✌


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technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.


astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

Happily my day today

(via druggedliquor)


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